Amy winehouse Morgellons disease

http://www.thespoof....adline=s4i38382

London-- Singer Amy Winehouse is afflicted with the mysterious Morgellons Disease according to her father. She contracted the disease late last year from her incarcerated boyfriend. Most cases are a caused by chem trails or other secret government projects.

Amy is a victim of huge face boils, one of the hallmarks of the disease. She also feels insects "crawling under her skin", says her father.

Amy's drug abuse is all caused by the odd malady. "It would drive me batty if I had her symptoms." said her supportive father. "Please understand she suffers with this, as all Morgellons victims do. She just smokes crack and drinks a lot to hide her pain."

Amy also has strange fibers under her skin. The fibers defy all scientific analysis. "She had enough fibers under her skin to clothe a bloody elephant!" said her dad.

Amy's disease has not gone unnoticed by the Morgellons Action Defense Department Executive Response (MADDER). Jill Mill is an attorney for MADDER and explained their response:

"We are sorry for Amy Winehouse, but we hope her celebrity status will bring this disease out of the closet. For too long sufferers have been labeled cranks or hypochondriacs. We pray Amy does for Morgellons Disease what Rock Hudson did for AIDS.


never heard of this before, does anyone know what it is :sorry:

A spoof, is what this is.

"TheSpoof.com - one of the largest and funniest online spoof news, satire and parody newspapers on the internet."

I think it's supposed to be a joke, albeit not a very funny one.

oh silly me!! grr i got worried then

are you trying to give me a heart attack???

....ew!

Yeah... when I saw the url as thespoof.com I did wonder...

I gotta say when I was reading that I thought no, it's gotta be a joke... Morgellon's disease? It's... well...

not that I'm dissing you Don'tClipMyWings

hahah no dissing taken
im abit slow somtimes (all the time)

Morgellons disease is real. Just type in Morgellons Disease. They are fibers under the skin that do not heal. Jeff Rense has a lot about the disease. Type in Amy Winehouse has morgellons and a lot comes up. A shame she died in her boyfriends arms it says. Now she is part of the dead at 27 club...like Jim Morrison, Janis Joplin, Kurt Cobain and Jimi Hendrix. By the way Morgellons is two elitists names put together...J. P. Morgan and Mellon. Do your homework if you think it is a joke. Strange Days Strange Skies is something to type in as well to learn about Morgellons.

All we did was point out that the source is a website that posts spoofs.