DOWN. Amy Winehouse
Here’s some advice CW urges you to heed: stop thinking about Amy Winehouse as a human lady-person. Regard her as a nutty cartoon character, instead. It’s better for your nerves that way. For instance: last month Winehouse was ejected from a pantomime in Milton Keynes, when she started heckling the cast, including Bobby Davro, Anthea Turner and Mickey Rooney. According to reports, Winehouse repeatedly shouted: “He’s f***ing behind you!” at Cinderella, and “F*** Cinders — marry me!” at Buttons. If you believe that Winehouse is a borderline genius — gruesomely spaffing her best years on substances so wonky-fying that you end up shouting “marry me!” at Bobby Davro — this is all quite upsetting. But if you just think of it as another crazy ruse in the long-term plan to catch the Road Runner, it all suddenly becomes quite jolly again.
I think it's upsetting, but I've learned not to go off the deep end about it.