Unbelievable malarkey?

Michaela Jackson Winehouse. Amy 'can I lighten my skin' Winehouse?

Got it - bit slow today!

Anyway - no, no, no!!!

filed under malarkey because they don't address why, if it's true, she did that.

AMY Winehouse may be looking sweet as candy lately, but she’s still fiery as heck.
The jazz bombshell, 26, lost it with fans when they asked to take a snap of her with their camera phone.
The teenage lass and her bloke approached the singer in trendy Camden club KoKo, but Wino was in no mood to say cheese or watch any birdie.
Rather than smiling sweetly, she whipped the phone out of the girl’s hand and launched it across the floor, smashing it to smithereens. Time of the month was it Amy, love?

http://www.dailystar...-out-of-it-Amy/

filed under malarkey because they don't address why, if it's true, she did that.
http://www.dailystar...-out-of-it-Amy/

i find it believable considering she's lashed out similarly a dozen times before at people trying to take her photo.

that's not good. she owes them a new cell phone and an apology.

Edited by kevd7, 18 November 2009 - 03:31 AM.

Whoops. I smell criminal damage charges.

I'm at Kokos' next week myself, seeing Paloma Faith and apparently Amy is a fan; she'd best not try that shit with me!

Hey, I really need a new cell phone - maybe I'll have Amy destroy mine.

Seriously, I don't think I believe this. Just not buying it.

Although, it wouldn't really surprise me. But I think it's malarkey.

filed under malarkey because they don't address why, if it's true, she did that.
http://www.dailystar...-out-of-it-Amy/

I find it probable, she's known for being rather combustible, plus Winehouse's witches and warlock PR group often use The Daily Star to spread their science fiction. File it under wait and see.

I go with 'never happened.'

And today's unbelieveable malarkey is.... KNICKERS AND BABIES!

http://www.dailystar...babies-feeling/

http://www.dailystar...erwear-addict-/

POP wreck Amy Winehouse has ditched drugs and become addicted to sexy knickers.
The singer, 26, is said to blow £3,000 a time on scanties. Worried dad Mitch, 59, said yesterday: “Amy quit the drugs in her own way. But other problems have developed. She’ll go into Agent Provocateur and spend £3,000 on underwear in one go.”

AMY Winehouse is putting her third album on hold to have twins.
The 26-year-old singer is seeing ex-husband Blake Fielder-Civil, 31, on and off again. And she goes up to pregnant women she does not know to fondle their bellies.A source said: “She even told one she wants twins more than she wants to make another album.”

Thanks, Daily Star!

The twins one made me laugh.

addicted to sexy knickers

album on hold to have twins

fondling pregnant women's bellies

My God, isn't she amazing?!;-)

Tabloid Malarkey Alert!:

http://www.thesun.co...her-moggie.html

AMY WINEHOUSE has slipped into another old habit - by adding to her litter of cats.

The troubled star has now got 11 moggies running riot around her north London home and earned herself the new nickname of Catwoman.

A source said: "She loves cats but doesn't know when to stop. Controlling that many is proving to be a disaster.

"Her friends are calling her Catwoman now because they're everywhere."

Before Wino went to the Caribbean a year ago, she had a load and gave them away to friends. But now she has got more than ever.

I just hope they're all toilet trained.

Winehouse woos Peter Andre

09/01/2010

I'VE heard of some odd pairings in pop but none more than AMY WINEHOUSE and PETER ANDRE.
Wino has been trying to make contact with the Mysterious Girl singer because she is desperate to work with him.

A source said: "Amy really wants to meet him to see if they click in the studio."

And Pete sounds keen.

He said: "When I met her she was lovely. She's not my type at all, but she's got a great voice."

http://www.newsofthe...content=Twitter

....BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

TROUBLED couple Amy Winehouse and Blake Fielder-Civil will marry again and have kids, a psychic has predicted. Celebrity medium Denise Harrison has delved into their future for Blake’s mum. Georgette Civil, 46, was so worried about her son that she went for a special reading.

And she was told they will elope to tie the knot for a second time after her son leaves rehab next month. They will also stay off drugs and even try their own psychic session to help keep them on track. Georgette said: “I wanted to know whether their future was going to be positive.

“Denise told me that they are going to remarry very soon. It’s going to be abroad. She said they would always be together because of the huge bond between them. In the long term they are going to be free of drugs, go on a spiritual journey, and they will live happily and have children.

“Spirits are guarding Amy and Blake and want them to have a happy future together.” Georgette also had her own good news from DestinyRising.co.uk psychic Denise – a book she is writing about her life with Amy and Blake, 27, will be a bestseller.

Meanwhile Amy, 26, has moved into a hotel after she “blew up” her north London home. It needs a full rewire after she fused the electrics playing loud music.


http://www.dailystar...-to-wed-Blake-/