True... I'd rather go in the bushes than in a porto-potty (can't believe I've admitted that here
I did a lady-wee in the bushes, once - it was a looooooong time ago, in my reckless teen years. Blame it on youth - ha! I got caught short after walking home from a club. My boyf at the time was mortified, he kept saying 'hurry up, c'mon - people are coming!'
It's funny the things you remember!!