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London-- Singer Amy Winehouse is afflicted with the mysterious Morgellons Disease according to her father. She contracted the disease late last year from her incarcerated boyfriend. Most cases are a caused by chem trails or other secret government projects.
Amy is a victim of huge face boils, one of the hallmarks of the disease. She also feels insects "crawling under her skin", says her father.
Amy's drug abuse is all caused by the odd malady. "It would drive me batty if I had her symptoms." said her supportive father. "Please understand she suffers with this, as all Morgellons victims do. She just smokes crack and drinks a lot to hide her pain."
Amy also has strange fibers under her skin. The fibers defy all scientific analysis. "She had enough fibers under her skin to clothe a bloody elephant!" said her dad.
Amy's disease has not gone unnoticed by the Morgellons Action Defense Department Executive Response (MADDER). Jill Mill is an attorney for MADDER and explained their response:
"We are sorry for Amy Winehouse, but we hope her celebrity status will bring this disease out of the closet. For too long sufferers have been labeled cranks or hypochondriacs. We pray Amy does for Morgellons Disease what Rock Hudson did for AIDS.
never heard of this before, does anyone know what it is :sorry:
Amy winehouse Morgellons disease
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DontClipMyWings
, Jul 21 2008 06:41 PM
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#2
Posted 21 July 2008 - 06:49 PM
A spoof, is what this is.
"TheSpoof.com - one of the largest and funniest online spoof news, satire and parody newspapers on the internet."
"TheSpoof.com - one of the largest and funniest online spoof news, satire and parody newspapers on the internet."
And I go back to... I go back to us.
Bruised, battered and desparate for a fag she may be, but Amy is our 21st Century Piaf: flawed yet fabulous, tormented yet towering. Think of her this way and hope that the still remarkably young woman under the eyeliner thinks that way too. - Jude Rogers, The Word
Bruised, battered and desparate for a fag she may be, but Amy is our 21st Century Piaf: flawed yet fabulous, tormented yet towering. Think of her this way and hope that the still remarkably young woman under the eyeliner thinks that way too. - Jude Rogers, The Word
#7
Posted 22 July 2008 - 07:07 PM
Yeah... when I saw the url as thespoof.com I did wonder...
I gotta say when I was reading that I thought no, it's gotta be a joke... Morgellon's disease? It's... well...
not that I'm dissing you Don'tClipMyWings
I gotta say when I was reading that I thought no, it's gotta be a joke... Morgellon's disease? It's... well...
not that I'm dissing you Don'tClipMyWings
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#9
Posted 23 July 2011 - 06:31 PM
Morgellons disease is real. Just type in Morgellons Disease. They are fibers under the skin that do not heal. Jeff Rense has a lot about the disease. Type in Amy Winehouse has morgellons and a lot comes up. A shame she died in her boyfriends arms it says. Now she is part of the dead at 27 club...like Jim Morrison, Janis Joplin, Kurt Cobain and Jimi Hendrix. By the way Morgellons is two elitists names put together...J. P. Morgan and Mellon. Do your homework if you think it is a joke. Strange Days Strange Skies is something to type in as well to learn about Morgellons.
#10
Posted 23 July 2011 - 06:37 PM
All we did was point out that the source is a website that posts spoofs.
And I go back to... I go back to us.
Bruised, battered and desparate for a fag she may be, but Amy is our 21st Century Piaf: flawed yet fabulous, tormented yet towering. Think of her this way and hope that the still remarkably young woman under the eyeliner thinks that way too. - Jude Rogers, The Word
Bruised, battered and desparate for a fag she may be, but Amy is our 21st Century Piaf: flawed yet fabulous, tormented yet towering. Think of her this way and hope that the still remarkably young woman under the eyeliner thinks that way too. - Jude Rogers, The Word
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