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[shaylaxtx]

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AMY Winehouse has bought 12 pregnancy tests following an all-night sex session with ex-husband Blake Fielder-Civil.

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The wacky warbler was caught in bed with the love rat by her disgusted, panic-stricken father Mitch, 58, who threatened to “punch his lights out”.


Days after the steamy romp, the love-sick diva, 25, rushed out to her local Asda in Southgate, north London, to buy a carrier bag full of the life-changing wee sticks.


A pal told us: “Amy insisted her minders took her to the supermarket. She’s desperate to have a baby and talks of nothing else.



“She is adamant that Blake must be the father.


“She bought a dozen pregnancy test kits, keeping her fingers crossed the whole time.


“Amy demanded everyone around her cross their fingers too. She went into the shop in the middle of the afternoon and didn’t give a toss who saw her.”


The emotional shipwreck is banking on ex-con Blake, 27, to come up with the goods.


Our source continued: “Amy’s dad is sick with despair. The last thing in the world he wants is for Amy to be pregnant with that lowlife’s baby.


“While Amy was at the peak of her drug binges, doctors told her the chance of having kids was zero.


“Now she’s slowly getting back on form she can’t wait to have a child.”

http://www.dailystar...Wino-baby-yet-/

[Moody's Mood]

Be careful, Amy. That baby will kick.

[Mama_Haze]

Daily Star = cheap toilet paper.

In the UK, it has less cred than even the Sun.

What's that smell? Could it possibly be bullshit...?

[Moody's Mood]

It's fish!

[Mama_Haze]

Ewwwww!!! Fish makes me honk!

[pearljo]

Fish..aw shit.

[Tara]

It's like the press want them to reunite so that they can self-destruct again. Great copy...

[-Sammy-]

eeee fish haha

[pearljo]

Great avatar, Sammy. The toof's gone. lol

[Rockesquirrel]

She's gotta give up some bad habits before she can put a bun inna oven.

[Rockesquirrel]

It's fish!

Fish and bullshit makes for great fertilizer. Way to go green, London Sun!! B-)

[Mama_Haze]

I couldn't have my garden smelling fishy... I almost gagged emptying the kitchen bin this morning with the dog's dinner remnants in it!!

Tobacco is a good fert; I put my cig and joint butts out in the plant pots

And of course, the inclement British weasther, which has seen my Gardenia sprouting like wildfire this year - it shouldn't even be in bloom - and my fiscias are still going great guns well out of season!

Nature is confused.

[pearljo]

Pee is good fertilizer. Nitrogen. Lots of pot growers(outdoor)practice the art.

That's what I've heard.

[Mama_Haze]

It has to be diluted though, cos pure pee can cause nute burn

[pearljo]

Never heard of that being an issue. Guess the pee-er needs to drink lots of water. lol

I'm sure this is fascinating to all here.