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#31 ChipsAndPitta

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Posted 07 November 2011 - 08:36 PM

Some more Amy one liners

I'm not a fighter, but if I am backed up against the wall I'll kick the shit out of anyone.

I'm of the school of thought where, if you can't sort something out for yourself, no one can help you.

I'm either a really good drunk or I'm an out-and-out sh*t, horrible, violent, abusive, emotional drunk.

My first kiss was about 11 or 12 and it was with a Greek boy called Chris. .... who's gay now!

I'm not a lesbian, though - not before a sambuca anyway.

I have a really good time some nights, but then I push it over the edge and ruin my boyfriend's night. I'm an ugly dickhead drunk, I really am.

(About cocktail Rickstasy) By the time you've had two of them you're like, don't even try and go anywhere. Sit down and stay down, until the birds start singing.

If you act like you know what you're doing, you can do anything you want.

Having tattoos..It's a way of suffering for the things that mean a lot to you.

Girls talk to each other like men do. But girls have an eye for detail.

I don't listen to anyone except my inner child anyway.
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#32 Amysanchorcat

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Posted 07 November 2011 - 08:46 PM

Lol, kick the shit out of anyone, she coould handle herself.

Ta me lil chip pitta x
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#33 ChipsAndPitta

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Posted 07 November 2011 - 09:00 PM

No probs :-P
She was on fine form in this vid and so was Simon. I know you guys have probably seen it a thousand times but she's worth another view :-P


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#34 Amysanchorcat

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Posted 07 November 2011 - 09:04 PM

She was on form, u seen her in this from 2004, when she jus came out with Frank, funny on that too, Bless her x
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#35 Tiny Penny

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Posted 07 November 2011 - 09:42 PM

Porchester Hall:

'You're just pickin' on me 'cos I'm drunk'

After looking for her Dad in the audience.
'Don't think my Dad's here actually. He'll probably be workin. Probably. It's alright when you;re a cab driver. Don't have to answer to anyone. Good if you don't like people.'

Audience 'We're here!'
Amy: 'OK, It's not a competition!'

She talks about someone's dad and brother 'tearing the shit out of each other' at the coco club in Camden. Don't get that Anecdote - anyone?

'I hate that. You write all these songs.. er... cos you feel all fucked up and... er.. when it comes to the actual gig and you have to sing them in a row you just.. er... it's fucking depressing... you know what I mean?'

'Before we go, I would just like to say... (burps) ugh I was just about to burp... that' not very eloquent...'

'We're used to playing seaside venues... this is quite cool for us really'
I would have done anything to be at that concert. Love her :-)
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#36 Amysanchorcat

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Posted 08 November 2011 - 12:06 AM

The Dad n Bro leatherin each other was Joss stone, afta she fooked a gig up, love tha way she tells that, she was jus Amy ;) x


Porchester Hall:

'You're just pickin' on me 'cos I'm drunk'

After looking for her Dad in the audience.
'Don't think my Dad's here actually. He'll probably be workin. Probably. It's alright when you;re a cab driver. Don't have to answer to anyone. Good if you don't like people.'

Audience 'We're here!'
Amy: 'OK, It's not a competition!'

She talks about someone's dad and brother 'tearing the shit out of each other' at the coco club in Camden. Don't get that Anecdote - anyone?

'I hate that. You write all these songs.. er... cos you feel all fucked up and... er.. when it comes to the actual gig and you have to sing them in a row you just.. er... it's fucking depressing... you know what I mean?'

'Before we go, I would just like to say... (burps) ugh I was just about to burp... that' not very eloquent...'

'We're used to playing seaside venues... this is quite cool for us really'
I would have done anything to be at that concert. Love her :-)


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Posted 08 November 2011 - 12:54 AM

The Dad n Bro leatherin each other was Joss stone, afta she fooked a gig up, love tha way she tells that, she was jus Amy ;) x


It was Lily Allen.

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Posted 08 November 2011 - 01:18 AM

No, I think it was Joss Stone or someone like that. But then after she talked about that, someone yelled out something about Lily Allen and she said she loved Lily.

"Anyone who sings a tune so sweet is passin' by..."


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#39 Juan19

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Posted 08 November 2011 - 01:28 AM

I loved Amys accent!!!

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Posted 08 November 2011 - 01:49 AM

No, I think it was Joss Stone or someone like that. But then after she talked about that, someone yelled out something about Lily Allen and she said she loved Lily.


I stand corrected. Yes, it was Joss Stone.


Joss Stone's family 'fight at gig'

Published Friday, Mar 9 2007, 5:02am EST | By Dave West


Joss Stone's brother and father fought backstage at one of her shows, it has been reported.

The pair came to blows at the Koko club in London in the early hours, according to The Sun.

Teenager Harry was apparently drunk and reacted badly when father Richard told him to leave. They are said to have ended up brawling on the floor and both being thrown out by security guards.

“Harry was steaming drunk and Richard was trying to get him out of the venue and into a car," a source told the paper. “Harry wasn’t happy about it and they had a scuffle and ended up falling down some stairs.”

The report also said fans at the show were disappointed after being left for two-and-a-half hours without a support act, and began booing Stone. The mood improved once she had begun her set, however.




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Posted 08 November 2011 - 06:20 AM

Glastonbury 2008 was HILARIOUS yet emotional.. She changed her lyrics a lot:
-Wake up alone: "at least I'm not opening act for a cunt like Kanye" :D and also in the end she said "in two weeks I won't be alone no more"
-Back to Black: adding lyrics between the "black...black...black" part. I couldn't recall it, maybe someone want to help?
-LIALG: "Blakey you're gambling man, our first date, love rose in Camden town"
And she mentioned Blake's prison number.
Most hilarious when she walked down the stage to the mosh pit!

I'd kill to be one of the audience
You're wondering now, what to do.. Now you know this is the end.
You're wondering how, you will pay for the way you misbehaved.


I will love you forever Amy Jade x

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Posted 08 November 2011 - 06:20 AM

Glastonbury 2008 was HILARIOUS yet emotional.. She changed her lyrics a lot:
-Wake up alone: "at least I'm not opening act for a cunt like Kanye" :D and also in the end she said "in two weeks I won't be alone no more"
-Back to Black: adding lyrics between the "black...black...black" part. I couldn't recall it, maybe someone want to help?
-LIALG: "Blakey you're gambling man, our first date, love rose in Camden town"
And she mentioned Blake's prison number.
Most hilarious when she walked down the stage to the mosh pit!

I'd kill to be one of the audience
You're wondering now, what to do.. Now you know this is the end.
You're wondering how, you will pay for the way you misbehaved.


I will love you forever Amy Jade x

#43 Tiny Penny

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Posted 08 November 2011 - 06:55 AM

The bits in between black are the lyrics from the Shangri Las Remember (walking in the sand) - there is a brill thread on this on here somewhere!

I also love it at the Nelson mandela Concert where she adds 'Woah free Blakey my fella!' Hate Blake but this really makes me laugh. Only she would have the balls to swap Mandela for Blake a Mandela's own concert!!!!
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Posted 08 November 2011 - 11:14 AM

Somethin classic. Backhanded compliment by Amy:

- Why are you so self-critical [on your performance]?
- It was piece of shit... You look fit tho.
-Thank you. [confusion]



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Posted 08 November 2011 - 11:30 AM

When I'm in a women's gym and they see me in my standard make-up (it's my war-paint, I wear it all the time), the women look at you as if to say, 'Who are you trying to impress?' At the men's gym it's like, 'Run girl, run!'

Love feels like a disease that consumes you eternally.

My guiltiest pleasure is having my cake and eating it, too.

Edited by ancre, 08 November 2011 - 11:36 AM.





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